Murtuza Ali Awarded YS Medal

Murtuza Ali Shakeel, student of MCA (6 Years), I.I.P.S. has been awarded President’s Young Scientist Medal. His work in the field of Memory Resident Relational Database has been highly appreciated. Working on a project for a large business organisation in Indore, they developed a DOS based, memory resident application of relational databases which need only 320k memory. His fees has been wavered by the administration of the university he studies in. Congratulating him on his success, Srimaya Hotel has announced that all the students of his class can have a lunch there after showing their I-Cards.

Besides being a brilliant student (he scored 10 in last semester), he is an avid sportsman. He has challenged Mitul Saxena of his class to a bout of free style fight to celebrate 50 years of Indian independence. Mitul has started training as Murtuza is the reining champ in 35 kg category. He recently took part in Yes-No-Black-White and survived the onslaught for 25 sec. While the people of his IQ survive for only 10 sec, he was engrossed for longer time.

During an intimate interview with our correspondent, Daddu, over a bottle of Rum, he acknowledged his weakness for tinda pakoras. He had once tried to run away from home to become a hero. He only managed to become an assistant to a qawal. He later returned to study and joined Choithram School, where he was helped by his classmate. He soon rose to top and become the topper of his class.

It has been rumoured that he wants to go to Somalia for automation of their food distribution system. He will be accompanied by some fellow called Baba Boss.

A class-mate of his has penned down following lines for him:

San sannanan sai sai,
Doodh deti has Murtuza ki gai,
Peekar doodh woh bola hai,
Ladkiyo ki line is more than a mile,
Par mujhe sab ladkiya kehti hai bye,
Lagana padhay ga mujko hair dye,
Phir maru ga ladkiyo ko eye,
Fans kay hogay lots of pile,
Par phir police bana lay gi meri file,
San sannanan sai sai,
Ab doodh nahi deti hay murtuza ki gai.

All those who want to congratulate him can go to his home where a langar has been organised for all those coming to congratulate him.